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50+ Funniest Dachshund Memes

Our Favorite Dachshund Memes

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Do you mean to tell me we're not going to petsmart

Do you mean to tell me we’re not going to petsmart?!

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Don't judge me for things I did a few seconds ago, Ive changed since then.

Don’t judge me for things I did a few seconds ago, I’ve changed since then.

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Doxie butts drive me nuts

Doxie butts drive me nuts

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Get in loser we're going to petsmart

Get in loser we’re going to petsmart

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Give me the bacon slave!

Give me the bacon slave!

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Go ahead call me a wiener one more time

Go ahead call me a wiener one more time

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Good morning I'll just whine and bark until you wake up human

Good morning I’ll just whine and bark until you wake up human

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - He just stole my Girl

He just stole my Girl

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Hello Sir may I fetch you something this evening

Hello Sir may I fetch you something this evening?

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - How about no

How about no?

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - How's about we both agree... You never cut my nails again

How’s about we both agree… You never cut my nails again

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - I am the lead character in my own story

I am the lead character in my own story.

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - I don't always go for a ride in the car but when I do I ride like I'm taking off to the moon

I don’t always go for a ride in the car but when I do I ride like I’m taking off to the moon

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - I don't always pee on the floor But when I do It's because it's raining outside

I don’t always pee on the floor But when I do It’s because it’s raining outside

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - I know I look fancy

I know I look fancy…

 

 

Other Funny Dachshund Memes

 

Weiner Dog Meme - I love how the grass tickles my nipples when I run.

I love how the grass tickles my nipples when I run.

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - I thought there would be bacon in here

I thought there would be bacon in here

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - I just met you and this is crazy, but here is my ball. Throw it, maybe

I just met you and this is crazy, but here is my ball. Throw it, maybe???

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - I want to lick your face

I want to lick your face

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - I'm deeply ashamed of my terrible judgment and actions.

I’m deeply ashamed of my terrible judgment and actions.

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Im done licking my butt now I will lick your face

Im done licking my butt now I will lick your face

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - It's how cold outside. Nope, no plans today.

It’s how cold outside. Nope, no plans today.

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - It's raining today. I shall pee in the house.

It’s raining today. I shall pee in the house.

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - lol get it weiner dog

lol get it weiner dog.

 

 

Fantastic Dachshund Dog Memes

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Looks like rain... yup I'm gonna poop in the house today

Looks like rain… yup I’m gonna poop in the house today

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - My man work and come home exhausted all so he can pay the bills and spoil me

My man work and come home exhausted all so he can pay the bills and spoil me

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - off to seez de wizerd.. de wuderful wizerd of oz

off to seez de wizerd.. de wuderful wizerd of oz

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Ok now close the lid! The mailman's not going to know what hit'em

Ok now close the lid! The mailman’s not going to know what hit’em

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Ok, Iit was me, I farted

Ok, Iit was me, I farted

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - One day that mailman is going to murder all of you and I will be like... Ha ha ha who needs to quit their barking and go lie down now

One day that mailman is going to murder all of you and I will be like… Ha ha ha who needs to quit their barking and go lie down now???

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Shine bright like a dachshund

Shine bright like a dachshund

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - So got any bacon back there

So got any bacon back there

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - So, u gonna eat all dat. u know, ur jeens gettin a leetle tite, mabee i shud finish it fur u, iz just thinkin ub u.

So, u gonna eat all dat. u know, ur jeens gettin a leetle tite, mabee i shud finish it fur u, iz just thinkin ub u.

 

 

Good Dachshund Joke Memes

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Sorry. The bed's full.

Sorry. The bed’s full.

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Spot me bro

Spot me bro

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Sunday football is not about who wins or loses - it's about whether or not you're sharing that bag of chips

Sunday football is not about who wins or loses – it’s about whether or not you’re sharing that bag of chips

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - The main job of a dachshund owner. Restoring the ears to factory settings.

The main job of a dachshund owner? Restoring the ears to factory settings.

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - These Game of Thrones cameos are getting out of control

These Game of Thrones cameos are getting out of control

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - They said they are grilling hotdogs!

They said they are grilling hotdogs!

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - They told me that I couold be anything... So I became a doberman

They told me that I couold be anything… So I became a doberman

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Wait, are you messing with me

Wait, are you messing with me?

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Weekend... Here I come!

Weekend… Here I come!

 

 

Hilarious Dachshund Pun Memes

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Weiner dog window cleaners one lick is all it takes!

Dachshund dog window cleaners one lick is all it takes!

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Well, I'm off to walmart.

Well, I’m off to Walmart.

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - What's so funny

What’s so funny?

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - When the landlord says 'no dogs'

When the landlord says “no dogs”

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - When you have no money and your friend offers to buy you food

When you have no money and your friend offers to buy you food

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - When you're sensitive and don't wanna get hurt no more.

When you’re sensitive and don’t wanna get hurt no more.

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Work, really. again. didn't you just do that yesterday

Work, really. again. didn’t you just do that yesterday?

 

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Wut is this word 'no' u speak of

Wut is this word ‘no’ u speak of?

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Behold the loch ness weiner

Behold the loch ness wiener

 

 

Dachshund Dog Memes

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Bark First ask questions later

Bark First ask questions later

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - And so I grabbed the squirrel in my paws like this.

And so I grabbed the squirrel in my paws like this..

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - You just gonna stand there or you gon help me

“You just gonna stand there or you gon help me?!”

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - You are sadly mistaken if you think this will convince us to go outside in the rain to pee.

You are sadly mistaken if you think this will convince us to go outside in the rain to pee.

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Come at me Bro!

Come at me Bro!

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Could you rub my belly

Could you rub my belly?

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Dachshund. Bravery of a lion _cunning of a fox_bark of a doberman_body of a sausage

Dachshund: Bravery of a lion …cunning of a fox …bark of a doberman …body of a sausage

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Dear Santa, I want toys and treats but no clothes please no clothes

Dear Santa, I want toys and treats but no clothes please no clothes

 

 

Weiner Dog Meme - Did you know diet stands for did i eat that

Did you know “diet” stands for: Did i eat that?

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