Our Favorite Dachshund Memes
Do you mean to tell me we’re not going to petsmart?!
Don’t judge me for things I did a few seconds ago, I’ve changed since then.
Doxie butts drive me nuts
Get in loser we’re going to petsmart
Give me the bacon slave!
Go ahead call me a wiener one more time
Good morning I’ll just whine and bark until you wake up human
He just stole my Girl
Hello Sir may I fetch you something this evening?
How about no?
How’s about we both agree… You never cut my nails again
I am the lead character in my own story.
I don’t always go for a ride in the car but when I do I ride like I’m taking off to the moon
I don’t always pee on the floor But when I do It’s because it’s raining outside
I know I look fancy…
Other Funny Dachshund Memes
I love how the grass tickles my nipples when I run.
I thought there would be bacon in here
I just met you and this is crazy, but here is my ball. Throw it, maybe???
I want to lick your face
I’m deeply ashamed of my terrible judgment and actions.
Im done licking my butt now I will lick your face
It’s how cold outside. Nope, no plans today.
It’s raining today. I shall pee in the house.
lol get it weiner dog.
Fantastic Dachshund Dog Memes
Looks like rain… yup I’m gonna poop in the house today
My man work and come home exhausted all so he can pay the bills and spoil me
off to seez de wizerd.. de wuderful wizerd of oz
Ok now close the lid! The mailman’s not going to know what hit’em
Ok, Iit was me, I farted
One day that mailman is going to murder all of you and I will be like… Ha ha ha who needs to quit their barking and go lie down now???
Shine bright like a dachshund
So got any bacon back there
So, u gonna eat all dat. u know, ur jeens gettin a leetle tite, mabee i shud finish it fur u, iz just thinkin ub u.
Good Dachshund Joke Memes
Sorry. The bed’s full.
Spot me bro
Sunday football is not about who wins or loses – it’s about whether or not you’re sharing that bag of chips
The main job of a dachshund owner? Restoring the ears to factory settings.
These Game of Thrones cameos are getting out of control
They said they are grilling hotdogs!
They told me that I couold be anything… So I became a doberman
Wait, are you messing with me?
Weekend… Here I come!
Hilarious Dachshund Pun Memes
Dachshund dog window cleaners one lick is all it takes!
Well, I’m off to Walmart.
What’s so funny?
When the landlord says “no dogs”
When you have no money and your friend offers to buy you food
When you’re sensitive and don’t wanna get hurt no more.
Work, really. again. didn’t you just do that yesterday?
Wut is this word ‘no’ u speak of?
Behold the loch ness wiener
Dachshund Dog Memes
Bark First ask questions later
And so I grabbed the squirrel in my paws like this..
“You just gonna stand there or you gon help me?!”
You are sadly mistaken if you think this will convince us to go outside in the rain to pee.
Come at me Bro!
Could you rub my belly?
Dachshund: Bravery of a lion …cunning of a fox …bark of a doberman …body of a sausage
Dear Santa, I want toys and treats but no clothes please no clothes
Did you know “diet” stands for: Did i eat that?